How to bath a cat.

We all know cats don't like it. So here's a guide to HOW TO BATHE A CAT.

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Clean the toilet bowl.

Add shampoo to the toilet bowl water, and have both lids lifted.

Acquire the cat and pacify it while carrying it towards the toilet bowl.

In one swift movement, put the cat inside the toilet bowl and close both lids. Sit on the lid right away if needed. CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close where its sharp claws can find you.

Flush the toilet a couple or more times depending on cat's overall uncleanliness factor. This provides a washing machine effect which is quite effective.

Have someone else open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the "escape" door. That someone should place himself behind the door.

Stand behind the toilet bowl as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

The now squeaky clean cat will fly out of the toilet, and run outside. Squeaky clean!

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I ripped this off from mendhak.com but maybe changes were made hehehe! :P